As the title explains it I’m a little cranky. This morning I was swaddling Cate up and Amanda gives me a sleepy look and says “she has that burrito look”, I snap back with a “WHAT?!?!” (as in what the fuck are you talking about). She responds “I may sleep a lot but you get cranky!”
Amanda says I’m an old man because I go to bed at 9 pm and get up at 5 am so I can hit the trails at 6:30 am. We just started bottle feeding Cate so now she only needs two feedings at night. One around 2 am and one around 5 am, I figure I can still go to bed at 9 pm and do the 5 am feeding then push my ride back to 7 am. Now all I need to do is stop acting like an ASSHOLE. Maybe I could start playing wife ski-ball, hit a few 100 pts to earn enough tickets for a Mountain Bike ride.



I'm just your average 30 something white geeky male who rides a bike and