Yesterday on my commute back from a meeting at the Yahoo! Great America office I was attacked by a vicious Wasp! I was riding along minding my own business when out of now where this little bastard jumped me.
I could tell this thing had no honor nor did it abide by any rules of fighting. It went straight for my eyes trying with all it’s might to blind me. It knew just how to do it too. It flew right under my glasses and started to mount it’s assault like a group of angry marines avenging the death of one of their fallen brothers (not that I’ve even see a group of angry marines avenge their bother’s death but I image it’s quite a sight).
As you can see from the evidence below it got a good piece of me but I think I managed to crushed it’s stupid little wings when I batted it out from under my glasses. Wasps have officially made the list of the Axis of Evil Creatures (right along with their suicidal buddies, the squirrels)!
I'm just your average 30 something white geeky male who rides a bike and
This is one of those “you should see the other guy” looks.
Holy crap you look like your dad!